You know it is BIG NEWS if it makes The Mail Journal, the small-town newspaper of my hometown. My parents brought a paper to us this weekend, and we got a good laugh out of this one. We think Ellen or Jay Leno need to know about it. . . they'd get a good laugh.
This was under the Accidents/Incidents section.
- Sunday, 8:15 am. EMS Lane. . . Driver: Miller, 66 (I won't put his whole name in, poor guy. . . ) Miller reported driving in a convertible when a bird pooped on his passenger's leg. Miller then looked for a towel in the vehicle, and the vehicle ran off the road, striking a parked pontoon boat trailer, two mailboxes, and a waste container. Damage up to $5,000.
Bet his insurance company loved that story!
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